“you can’t do this, mom!” i was furious. She was travelling faster than the speed of light and consuming all energy in the universe
All my favorite local bands are performing tomorrow and I have to work.
life sux :’((((
sassy aliens
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost)
Before the asari discovered FTL travel, they were a planet full of lesbians….





